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What NADA 2016 Was Like In My Mind

 

Even though it was literally right down the street from my office I didnt make it to NADA 2016. No problem though because I was able to imagine what it was probably like. 

Am I too far off? 

 

 

 

WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!

Everyone has a plumbus in their home. It's hard to imagine life without one. And we all know how a regular old plumbus is made. You can get 'em by the case at the local big box store. 

That's why at ThinkGeek we carry only artisan plumbuses. Rest assured that these are not your 6 1/2 brapple black-market plumbuses. We use extra-virgin schleem, never before pressed into the dinglepop, which is organic. And we do not force the dinglepop through the grumbo; it proceeds naturally in its own time. Our fleeb is picked at the peak of perfection for the freshest juice. All our Schlamis are board certified before their first rubbing. We use only locally-sourced chumbles (well, local to Earth, Dimension C-137). Finally, the ploobus and gromble are sustainably harvested and given to a local soup kitchen.

It takes a little extra time, but we think it's worth it. And we think you'll agree.

Product Specifications 

  • Artisan Plumbus
  • What does it do? WHAT DOESN'T IT DO?
  • Materials: Schleem, dinglepop, fleeb juice, spit, and chumbles
  • Dimensions: 13" tall x 6" wide x 7" deep 
  • Weight: 1 lb.
  • Ages 12+
  • Note: Because all our plumbuses are handmade, yours may vary slightly from the picture as a result of natural variation.

 

Big Tom LaPointe

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